emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

cliterallysame:

when unfollowers are instantly replaced

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cumberbatch-lorette:


“I request permission to go after him.”

well shit, I request permission to go after him too



My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 


did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.

eternallyfangirling:

mu5icliz:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

roughhewnends:

fruitytootybasedsmoothy:

I want only two things in life, people to find me adorable and people to find me terrifying.

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Superwholock strikes again

(Source: dkyubey)

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule